Where are you from?

4/25/2012

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Two men were chatting in a bar. One says "Where are you from?".

Second man replies "I come from somewhere where we do not end a sentence with a preposition".

"Alright" says the first man, "Where are you from idiot?"
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Johnny's Request

4/8/2012

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Johnny, on his deathbed requested his wife: “When I am no more, please marry Watson, I implore you.”

Wife: “That Watson? But you have always hated him from your heart.”

Johnny: “I still do.” And fell dead.
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God created earth...

4/8/2012

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_☻God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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